Washington, D.C. - Donald Trump is back in the good graces of cats across America. After he bragged about grabbing kitties, felines everywhere hissed and sharpened their claws each time his name was mentioned. Now that he has called his ousted senior advisor, Omarosa, a "dog", cats are positively purring with Trump love. On the other hand, dogs are puzzled and their feelings are hurt. Man's best friends don't understand why it is an insult to be called a dog.