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By: Helen A. Handbasket
September 15, 2019

Washington, D.C. - Who knew that a humble Sharpie could make a monster hurricane slam into Alabama? Donald Trump! That's who!

Now, thanks to Don, we all know about the power of black felt markers and how they can be used to alter reality.

I am sure that there are a lot of guys out there who have always dreamed of having a few more inches. No problem. Just dig out an old photo, draw a few lines with your Sharpie and, voila, you are a porn star.

Ladies, do you want to be thinner and have enormous bazooms? Of course you do. It's simple. Photo. Sharpie. Now you are a Playboy centerfold.

With a Sharpie in hand, we are only limited by our imaginations and ability to draw.

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