The Generals have a plan.
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. – Americans can sleep peacefully at night now that three members of the President's cabinet have come up with a way to stop Trump from launching a nuclear missile. Generals Kelly, Mattis, and McMaster plan to tackle the President before he is able to push the Doom's Day button. According to anonymous sources, Kelly will stick out his foot to trip Donald thus giving Mattis and McMaster the opportunity to jump him. The President's extra-long necktie will be used to restrain his hands while a big beautiful piece of chocolate cake is stuffed into his mouth to keep him from alerting the Secret Service.
It is unclear as to what would happen next but, at least, the world would be a safer place for the moment.