Iron Chef Approved!
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - Press secretary, Sean Spicer, recently confirmed the rumor that President Trump is often awake in the middle of the night, wandering the halls of the White House family quarters in his bathrobe. He told reporters that this is the time when the President likes to go down to the kitchen for a snack. "The President," Spicer stated, "who, after all is a builder, constructs a truly extraordinary club sandwich. It is unprecedented for a commander-in-chief to show such amazing ability in the culinary arts. His creations are of incredible historic proportion, never before seen by anyone. Bobby Flay called these concoctions 'a monumental three story Trump Tower of bread, bologna, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard and mayo'."
Spicer also told reporters that "Mr. Trump is giving one of his unbelievably awesome sandwiches to the Smithsonian collection of Presidential memorabilia and he is pleased that his generous donation will count as a huge tax deduction."