It’s time for a third party candidate.
By: Peter HawtdawgWashington, D.C. – The 2020 Presidential election is sure to bring many different candidates to the table fighting for their party’s endorsement. Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand, Amy Klobuchar, all vying for Democratic Presidential candidate in 2020. All highly qualified, highly intelligent people, competing to be a presidential candidate in 2020. The issues they fight for include, health care for all, tackling income equality, gender equality, and saving the environment for future generations. But, these candidates have a fatal flaw. It’s called a vagina. Enter the Sausage Party.
Our government is supposed to represent The People, right? Although women make up more than half of the U.S. population, never once has a woman been elected to lead and represent the population, as President. Out of 45 Presidents, ALL have been men. 44 of them, white men.
80% of violent crimes in the U.S. are committed by men. 97% of mass shootings have been committed by white men. 90% of sexual violence against women, have been committed by men. 1 in 5 women have experienced sexual assault in the U.S., mostly by men. And, since there have been no women representing the people, as President, no woman in the U.S., has waged war. Don’t you think this world would be a more peaceful place if women were in charge? Oh no…. Enter the Sausage Party.
Women cannot possibly be in charge. We must trust in men to lead us. Joe Biden. Bernie Sanders. Cory Booker. Beto O’Rourke. The Sausage Party. If he has something resembling a sea cucumber between his legs, he is qualified to be President.
Sausage Party, 2020! Whatever skeletons might be in his closet, it can’t be any worse than having a vagina.