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Scott Pruitt Disappoints

What an amateur!

By: Helen A. Handbasket
June 9, 2018

Washington, D.C. – EPA Secretary, Scott Pruitt, is a big disappointment to me. Since taking office, he has cleverly arranged first class travel for himself, built a $43,000 cone of silence in his office, bought $130 pens, and surrounded himself with overpriced security all on the taxpayer dime. Nevertheless, he is a failure because he could have gamed the system in so many more ways.

Pruitt likes to use federal employees to do his personal errands. They have found him cheap lodging, a used mattress, and a Chik-fil-A franchise for his wife. But, Scott, I have to ask, "Who is doing your laundry? Can't you find a woman at EPA to rinse out your tighty-whities?"

Now we have learned that Pruitt likes to eat in the White House cafeteria. What's wrong with you? A man of your importance deserves a private dining room and personal chef at EPA. You shouldn't have to schlep all the way over to the White House for a sandwich.

Trump has set new and high standards for using our government for personal gain. Scott, you are just an amateur.

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