Washington, D.C. - Donald Trump has fired his third national security advisor, John Bolton. Trump says the dismissal came about because he "strongly disagreed" with Bolton's foreign policy ideas. White House insiders tell a different story. They say that Trump finally had had enough with Bolton's big bushy mustache. It makes sense because it is well known that the President likes to surround himself with people who look like they came from central casting. A Trump hire must look the part and that fuzzy caterpillar living under John's nose just didn't cut it with clean shaven Don.
Now, one political observer is predicting that the President is poised to offer the position to Michael Bolton. Luckily, the singer had the foresight, a while back, to cut off that long mane of girly hair thus making him well-qualified to be the national security advisor.