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Yes, let's address that elephant.

By: Helen A. Handbasket
February 25, 2020

Anytown, U.S.A. - Ladies, there is an elephant in the room and it is feminine hygiene. That is what a TV ad is telling us. The ad's pachyderm suggests that we are either stinky, germy, or something else unpleasant "down there". It must be so bad that a shower and a washcloth won't do. We need a special product to get rid of our elephant sized problem.

What I can't figure out is why men don't seem to have masculine hygiene issues. Apparently, their private parts always smell like perfume so they never need a special ball deodorizer. Could it be that someone out there profits by suggesting that there is something disgusting about being a woman? Just asking.

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