Instructions on How to Evict Don the Con
By: Amanda GropeWashington, D.C. – It’s looking more and more like Joe Biden will be our next president. Hallelujah! Many people, even republicans, are saying that Trump needs to put on his big-boy pants and concede and agree to leave the White House. But, have you not been paying attention for the past four years? He will NEVER do that.
We at orangelie have obtained exclusive information on the plan to remove Trump from the White House. The plan is to lure him out using a porn star holding an Egg McMuffin and a Diet Coke. And since we all know he’s “automatically attracted to beautiful” and we know he is a fast-food junkie, he will not be able to resist. And when he emerges, we grab him by the hair plugs and “lock him up!”