Taxpayers reportedly billed for upcoming surgery for Mnuchin
By: Harry ButzWashington, D.C. – After discovering that taxpayers paid for over $800,000 in travel aboard military and government planes for Steven Mnuchin and his wife, ethics investigators discovered these were not the only things the Mnuchins attempted to charge to the American people. Mnuchin also reportedly submitted an expense report to the government for his upcoming surgery. Doctors are planning to remove the stick from his butt. Mnuchin reportedly got a USB stick stuck up his butt, which he claims he put there “for security purposes” and argues that is why taxpayers should pay for its removal.
When Ethics Committee member Susan Brooks saw the request, she reportedly exclaimed, “Poop on a stick! This is insane!” Luckily, the Ethics Committee unanimously voted to deny Mnuchin’s request to bill taxpayers for his stick removal surgery. They told him to take his expense report and shove it up his…
Even though Mnuchin will be stuck with the bill, he is going forward with the procedure. While Steve recovers from his surgery, his bored, greedy, heartless wife, Louise Linton, will keep herself busy by starting plots and schemes on how to steal Christmas from the unsuspecting American taxpayers down below.