They are reportedly designing tiny, little straight jackets for his hands.
By: Hans SmalleyWashington, DC – The past couple weeks have been tough on Presidential Advisor KellyAnne Conway and White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. Conway and Spicer were spotted at Costco stocking up on Tums. Spicer was also seen with a gallon size bottle of Pepto-Bismol in his cart. And Conway was seen stocking up on “Ban” deodorant. She reportedly had a 6 pack in her cart.
Coincidently, Bill O’Reilly was shopping at Costco for his annual 12-pack of tighty-whities. When he ran into Conway, another customer overheard him say, “Hey KellyAnne. Ban deodorant. Ha! That’s funny. Getting ready for the next executive order?” She responded, “When the pressure is on and getting higher, the difference is, I stay drier!”
After downing half a gallon of Pepto-Bismol in the Costco parking lot, Spicer and Conway decided that they need to figure out a way to rein in Trump’s “out-of-control Twitter storms”. The solution. Tiny little straight jackets for his hands.