Along with his trusty side-kick, Bible Boy
By: Lan SteeMetropolis, USA – Move over Superman. Batman, you are old news. Wonder Woman, are you kidding me? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. You’re a girl!
Mega Orange has arrived and is going to make Metropolis Great Again! Who needs x-ray vision or Spidey-sense when you are like, really smart? He has the biggest crowd sizes. He is the least racist person you’ve ever met. He has the greatest memory of all time. He kisses and grabs women as he pleases (when you are Mega Orange, they let you do it). He would run into a burning building and save everyone. He’d probably even do it without a hose or fire extinguisher. Oh, but wait… If only it weren’t for his one weakness. Bone spurs. Darn it!
Alas! He can send in his trusty side-kick, Bible Boy. Armed with his bible belt, Bible Boy fights hard for Christian values. He is impervious to the LGBT agenda. Biff! Wham! Splat! He beats up all the villains with his bible. He will definitely run into that burning building and save everyone. Oh, but wait… If only it wasn’t for his one weakness. He is so attractive and irresistible to women who are not his wife. They can’t control themselves around him, especially when he’s wearing his sexy bible belt. Those women might be inside that burning building and he certainly cannot be alone with them if his wife isn’t around.
Well, I guess even Mega Orange and Bible Boy can’t save the day, because…. Barack Obama and Crooked Hillary.