Happy Thanksgiving!
Have some impeachment pie.
By: Bob Growler
November 28, 2019
Washington, D.C. – Another crazy week of the Trump presidency. Here is a summary of this past week’s events:
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Donald Trump walks into a William Barr and orders a “total exoneration”.
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Donald Trump tweeted, “Shifty Atom Schiff lied again about me. I’ve been told, you can’t trust Atoms. They make up everything.”
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Human grease stain, Don Jr. was whining again about how Hunter Biden used his daddy’s power to enrich himself. Don Jr. was clearly absent that day in sixth grade when the word “irony” was on the vocabulary list. He has about as much self-awareness as a stick of butter.
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Out of the growing list of 2020 Democratic candidates, ANY of them are better than Donald Trump. Biden, Sanders, Warren, Yang, Bloomberg, Poindexter, it doesn’t matter. “Anyone 2020!” Heck, “Anything 2020!” I’d vote for a flaming pile of dog poop before I’d ever vote for Donald Trump.
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The Grand Old Party, GOP for short, has decided a name change is in order. The new name is PTP, or Professional Turd Polishers.
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Devin Nunes claimed that Democrats are working on digging up naked pictures of Donald Trump. This is a clearly a huge lie. Not even Melania wants to see naked pictures of Donald Trump. The only person who wants to see naked pictures of Donald Trump is Devin Nunes.
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And finally, a vulture pardons a turkey. It’s sad that Donald Trump has to pardon a turkey for the simple crime of just being a turkey. And at the same time, he pardons a war criminal accused of murdering civilians.
And that’s the world we are living in now.