Believe me. Don't listen to the enemy of the people, otherwise known as the fake news. There is an untold story that is so explosive that even truthsayer Alex Jones doesn't dare touch it.
The trial of dapper dresser Paul Manafort has revealed that his closet contains millions of dollars worth of suits as well as python and ostrich skin jackets. What we weren't told is that he also has a unicorn hide bathrobe. OMG!
It gets worse. Turns out that the Trump kids are involved. Ivanka struck a deal, by way of a secret back channel, with Vladimir Putin to manufacture unicorn hide clothing. It will come as no surprise that Eric and Don Jr. are tasked with hunting down these rare animals.
Funding for this enterprise is still under investigation, but it is thought that Hillary Clinton and Tom Hanks are the bankers. They run their business out of a pizza parlor.
This must not get out. Imagine millions of angry little girls marching on Washington.