Many are longing for the mild antics of Tricky Dick.
By: Helen A. HandbasketSedona, AZ - One of Donald Trump's most recent hires heard those famous words, "You're fired", after only two days on the job. Internationally known psychic and tea leaf reader, Kristol Ball, was one of many experts brought in to advise the President.
According to Ms. Ball, Trump gave her the boot because he didn't like what he heard when she summoned Richard Nixon from the beyond. “Apparently," Ms. Ball stated, "the President was expecting congratulations from his hero and advice on how to game the system." Instead Tricky Dick told the 45th man to occupy the Oval Office, “Trump, you could have given me lessons on how to be a crook. Next to you I look like a saint."
When the White House press secretary, Sean Spicer was asked about Ms. Ball's sudden departure, he said, "The President will only be taking advice from reliable sources, Vladimir Putin and The National Enquirer."