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Trump Attacks Everyone

By: Ima Gast
February 7, 2020

Washington, D.C. – Yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast, Trump attacked everyone. He attacked Mitt Romney, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, all Democrats, Christians, Muslims, God, women, black people, brown people, gay people, people with glasses, people with beards, people without beards, fat people, skinny people, and anyone else who doesn’t bow down before him and lick his toilet-papered shoes.

He even went after vegetarians and vegans. Here’s an excerpt as he unleashed his fury:

“Ya know, they said we needed a veee-gun option at this breakfast. Veee-gun. Can you believe it? I called bullsh*t. I said ‘What the f*ck is a veee-gun?’ Sounds like something I’d like to grab, without asking,” as he elbows Mike Pence, turns to him and says, “But you wouldn’t know anything about that, would ya, Mikey? Wink, wink,” as Mike Pence smiles and nods and looks admiringly at Trump. Trump goes on and on, “These veee-guns are harrible, harrible people. They hate Trump. And they hate milk. Milk I tell ya! Now that milk, that’s good stuff. And we are going to take great care of our milk farmers. Unlike those nasty, evil Democrats….”

And this went on and on for 2 ½ hours straight.

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