… but significantly lower than the common cold.
By: Sue YuWashington, D.C. – According to the Quinnipiac University Poll Donald Trump will enter his presidency with a 37% approval rating, the lowest ever for an incoming president. Though Trump quickly discredited the polls, there is some good news for the Trump administration. People still prefer him over explosive diarrhea, which is running behind Trump with a 35% approval rating. Trump’s response to the poll, via Twitter at 3:43 in the morning, was “Fake polls! This stinks of the crooked media. Unfair!”
Although Trump is still preferred over diarrhea, when asked “Would you rather have the common cold for four years or Donald Trump as president for four years?” 64% of the poll respondents chose the common cold.