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Trump Won Fair and Square

At least according to Donald J. Trump

By: Helen A. Handbasket
January 7, 2017

Recent excerpt from an interview with Donald Trump in the Washington Globe.


Reporter: "Mr. President Elect, when do you plan on starting construction of the wall?”

Trump: "Day one. Hillary did not lose the election because of the Russians."

Reporter: "Do you still plan on getting rid of Obamacare on day one?"

Trump: "Yes. By the way, I won the election fair and square."

Reporter: "What about the Muslim registry?"

Trump: "In the works. The Democrats are on a witch hunt to overturn my presidency."

Reporter: "Mr. President Elect, are you concerned about the hearings for your cabinet appointees?"

Trump: "I won the biggest electoral college victory in the history of the universe. Am I concerned about what?"

Reporter: "Mr. Trump, why are you so focused on justifying your win?"

Trump: "Typical question coming from the horrible, disgusting, stupid, putrid, lying, fat wacko media clowns. Donald J. Trump won by an amazing three million votes more than Hillary. Those voting machines were never touched."

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