It will be the biggest, most terrific monument ever.
By: Helen A. HandbasketSioux Falls, SD - South Dakotans were disappointed today when President-Elect Donald Trump reneged on his "big league" plan to bring back jobs to the state. Just the day before, Trump had announced that he intended to have his likeness added to Mt. Rushmore thus creating at least two new jobs for granite sculptors. Instead Trump's head will be located in Bryce Canyon where there is an abundance of suitable orange sandstone.
In response to complaints about possible misuse of taxpayer money, Trump's sons Eric and Don Junior announced that they have created a foundation to pay for the project. To thank donors, they will be offered either a play date with Trump's son Barron or a chance to hunt an endangered species. Mitt Romney reportedly tweeted the Trumps saying, "Check is in the mail. Love to shoot a spotted owl. Now can I be Secretary of State?"