“The Mexican Train is sending bad hombres,” tweeted Trump.
By: O. Em GeeWashington, D.C. – As an amendment to the Muslim travel ban, Donald Trump is proposing banning several popular family games. “We must stop the Mexican train from coming into America,” as he refers to the popular dominoes game, “They are sending bad hombres.” He further explained that the border wall will be built right across the train line.
Trump is also banning Chinese checkers. In a follow-up tweet, he says “First, they take our jobs. Next they take our games. Sad! No more Chinese checkers will be played in America. Just regular checkers!”
No more “Candy Land” for women, as Trump says it makes them fat. The GOP is drooling over another chance to regulate women’s bodies.
“Chutes and Ladders” will only be played along the southern border and the name is changing to “Just Shoots, and no Ladders.”
And finally, America’s favorite, “Monopoly”. American’s will still be able to play Monopoly. But all the properties are changing to Trump Towers, Trump Casinos, and Trump Luxury Hotels, and Donald Trump always wins.