He will make uniforms great again.
By: Helen A. HandbasketNew York, NY - Trump spinmeister Kellyanne Conway announced today that after Donald is sworn into office, he will no longer be wearing business suits but will adopt a military style uniform.
There is an ongoing debate in the Trump Camp about what color uniform will best compliment his orange complexion and bleached hair. Trump has already rejected the olive drab color favored by Fidel Castro. However, there is no question about who will make the new attire. A little old lady from the Central African Republic, one of the world's poorest countries, will be the seamstress because she only charges 25 cents an hour. When Conway was challenged about not buying American, she stated "Look. Mr. Trump is a wealthy man because he knows where to wisely invest his money".
Trump's new uniform will be decorated with medals that he will be awarding to himself in a special Rose Garden ceremony.