Atlantic Starr's "Secret Lovers" is reportedly "their song".
By: Helen A. HandbasketMoscow, TN – Many people are noticing the growing bromance between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Their love affair began when candidate Trump tweeted to the world that he admired the "strong, smart Russian President". This pleased Putin and he responded with a message saying how clever Donald Trump is for using cucumber slices to protect his eyes when he is in the tanning bed. Complimentary messages went back and forth until the two sealed the friendship by exchanging bare chested selfies.
Now it is said that the BFFs have given each other pet names. Vladimir is "Pooty" and Trump is "Rumpski" which translates as "gullible American dumbass".
Yesterday CNN reported that gifts are being exchanged. Rumpski sent Pooty a gift card good for an all-expenses paid stay at one of his hotels. Pooty thanked him with a case of tapioca labelled as caviar.
When Trump visits Russia, Putin will arrange a meeting for him, in his hotel room, with some of Russia's best “business women". Putin will be given a behind the scenes tour of the NSA when he comes to America.