He's going to "make the White House great again."
By: Sherwood DeWittPalm Springs, CA - On Friday, President-elect Donald Trump selected Scrooge McDuck as his pick for Secretary of Interior Decorating. Some are criticizing Trump for selecting yet another white billionaire to serve on his Cabinet. And others are worried about having a duck working in the White House. Animal rights activist and President of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk faced off with Trump campaign manager, KelleyAnne Conway on Friday on CNN's "Tonight with Don Lemon". "Ducks belong in ponds. A cabinet is no place to keep a duck," said Newkirk. Conway quickly responded "That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works."
Despite some criticism of Trump's pick of McDuck, he is expected to make the White House great again. Plans include gold. Lots and lots of gold. Gold chairs. Gold couches. Gold carpets. Gold curtains. Everything gold. McDuck was quoted as saying "By the time I am done here, it will look like King Midas himself came through." Trump also instructed McDuck to order several of "those bags with money signs on them." There are also plans for construction of a new money vault on the White House lawn. It is expected to be big enough for Trump to take a nightly swim in all of his gold coins which will be stored in the vault. According to Trump "It's gonna be the biggest, best ever money vault in history. And I'm gonna make the Beagle Boys pay for it."
Richy Rich was also considered for the job but it was feared he would go over budget.