“… he’ll probably even put the seat down too,” says Kellyanne Conway.
By: Sue YuFlushing, MI – After abandoning, re-using, and then abandoning again the phrase “drain the swamp”, Donald Trump says in a rally in Flushing, MI on December 21st that he plans to “flush the toilet”. The crowd went wild and chanted the phrase over and over again. After it became apparent to most people that Trump actually intended to just fill the swamp with “swamp things” and unleash them on America, it is clear why he would want to stop using the popular phrase.
Trump admitted that he got the idea to change his phrase “drain the swamp”, from Newt Gingrich, who actually crawled out of a swamp and blabbed to everyone that Trump was abandoning the phrase and that it was cute at first, but he wasn’t going to use it anymore. After Trump scolded him, Gingrich recanted and said he made a “boo-boo”. In a typical unpresidented move, Trump quickly tweeted that Gingrich admitted to making a “poo-poo” and he promised to “flush the toilet”.
When asked what she thinks of Trump’s new catch phrase, Kellyanne Conway responded “Of course he’s going to flush the toilet. He’ll probably even put the seat down too, or at least get someone to do it for him.”