Washington, D.C. – After President Trump suggested that Americans should be willing to sacrifice their own life and the lives of their friends and family to coronavirus for the good of the economy, one brave reporter asked Trump, “You suggested that Americans should consider themselves as warriors as they get back to work and potentially get sick, get their co-workers sick, get their families sick and possibly die all for the good of the economy and ‘opening the country back up’. Who in your family are you willing to sacrifice for the economy?” After expecting a temper tantrum of a response and some name calling, the reporter was surprised when Trump calmly responded, “Girl #2 and Boy #2”. Confused, the reporter responded, “You mean Tiffany and Eric?” Trump responded, “Sure. The girl I like less than Ivanka and the boy that is slightly dumber than Don Jr. Tiffany and Eric. I’d be willing to let them take one for the team.” Stunned, the reporter said, “What about Baron?” Trump responded, “Who?” Reporter, “Baron.” Trump responded, “Oh, I don’t know him very well. I may have met him once or twice. Seems like a good guy. But I barely know the guy.”