Trump reportedly didn’t expect this. And neither did we.
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, DC – Ever since Donald Trump became President, EPA haters, those who discriminate based on their personal beliefs, and decriers of political correctness have been celebrating.
After hearing that coal companies are now free to dump their toxic waste into waterways, West Virginia Coal CEO, Dave Black, was seen jumping into the air and clicking his heels together. To thank the President, he sent several truckloads of polluted waste to Florida where it was dumped into the waterway in front of Mar-A-Lago. "This is a symbolic gesture," Black told CNN, "to help the President send his message that nothing we do harms the environment."
Atheists are breathing a sigh of relief in response to Washington's lax attitude towards discrimination based on personal beliefs. Bobby's Hobby CEO and well known non-believer, Robert DeVill told reporters, "No more coddling those self-righteous, born again wackos who work for me. Either stop saying grace in the lunchroom or resign."
During his campaign, Trump destroyed civility thus making it OK to say anything without repercussions. Now billboards proclaiming "Donald Trump is an Egomaniacal Narcissistic Lunatic" can be seen from coast to coast.
When the President heard how people are reacting to the new norms, he reportedly told staffers, "Those are not exactly the results I had in mind."