Sean Spicer’s Hiding Places
Where's Sean-O?
By: Al Beeback
May 13, 2017
Washington, D.C. – After Sean Spicer was caught hiding in the bushes to avoid journalists, more information is coming out revealing his other hiding places:
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Inside a big bunny suit. He quickly realized it only works on Easter though. He just draws attention to himself when he wears it on non-Easter days.
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Sometimes he disguises himself as Melissa McCarthy.
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He tried to hide in the President’s Cabinet, but discovered it wasn’t actually a cabinet with doors on it.
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Inside a picture of a bunch of old white men, surrounding Donald Trump, giving thumbs up about taking away women’s rights. But he was easily spotted since he wore a red and white striped shirt and hat.
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In a box, with a fox. In a house, with a mouse.
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In a paper bag.
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Behind Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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At the FBI. After all, the only person who knew he was there was fired. Sounds suspicious.
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Under the bus that Donald Trump threw him under.