Trump crossing his tiny, little fingers, hoping for a second date with Pooty.
By: Harold ButzHanoi, Vietnam – After their first date in Hamburg, Germany back in July, Donald Trump came home feeling very confident that he’d eventually land a second date with Vladimir Putin, aka “Pooty” (Trump’s pet name for his Russian bosom buddy). Sources tell us that Trump slipped Pooty a note at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) CEO summit which read, “I like you. Do you like me? Yes or No. (Circle one)”
Putin reportedly is “just not that into him”. оранжевый ягодицы глава, or “Orange Butthead” translated in English (Putin’s pet name for Trump), is apparently too [insert Russian accent here] “…how u say, clingy,” according to Putin.