…and other genius ideas.
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - Critics from the fake news media are falsely accusing our dear leader, Donald Trump, of being a one trick pony when it comes to stopping mass shootings in schools. They claim that his insanely clever idea of arming teachers with guns is his only solution. Not true. People close to Trump say that he has many good ideas. One being considered is to construct Mexico border style walls around each and every school in America. And Mexico will pay! Schools in southern states will be encouraged to add alligator infested moats because alligators are readily available.
White House staff say that other real solutions involving missile equipped drones, gun sniffing school mascots, fire ants, and fishing nets that drop from the ceiling onto would-be shooters are being run up the flag pole. So far, the most promising idea thought up by Trump is hiring zombie security guards. Everyone knows zombies are immune to AR 15 fire power.
As usual, the liberal fake news is lying. Donald Trump's genius brain is working overtime to make our schools safe again.