Thanks, GOP.
By: Jerry ManderMiami, FL – Republican’s solutions to gun violence are “thought and prayers”. People are sick and tired of gun violence in America. After giving thoughts and prayers a try, the people have decided, it just ain’t working.
After realizing that people are outraged, some republicans have finally agreed to do something different. Marco Rubio, who has accepted over $3.3 million dollars from the NRA, and has an A+ rating from the NRA said, “Well, we can’t give up that sweet money we are getting from the NRA. But we have to do something because people are mad and they are going to vote me out of office.” “Oh, I know!” responded Florida Governor Rick Scott, who also has an A+ rating by the NRA for his pro-gun stance, “we will send people our brain pictures and religious words.” Problem solved. Thanks, GOP.