Sounds of the Season
Favorite Christmas Songs of the Trump Inner Circle
By: Chris Moss
December 3, 2017
Washington, D.C. – After Trump declared that he was ending the war on Christmas, he reportedly asked for folks in his inner circle to share their favorite Christmas songs with the rest of America. Here they are:
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Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III – “White Christmas”
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Secretary of the Treasury, Steven Mnuchin – It’s a tie between “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” and “Silver and Gold”
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Judge Roy Moore, of Alabama – “Silent Night”, especially the “Round yon Virgin” part. He also likes “What Child is This?”
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Former National Security Advisor, Michael Flynn – “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away.”
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Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell – “We Wish you a Turtle Christmas”
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Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan – “Grandma got Run Over by a Weasel”
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Wayne LaPierre, President of National Rifle Association (NRA) – “O Holy Night”
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President’s Son, Eric Trump – “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”, which is why he’s been mysteriously quiet lately.