The healthiest person ever!
By: Al BeebackWashington, D.C. – Donald Trump had his annual presidential health check-up on Friday. The White House released an official statement from his “doctor”:
President Trump is the healthiest person I’ve ever seen. After a complete body x-ray, I can assure you, Donald Trump does not have a racist bone in his body. He is the least racist person you’ve ever met. A complete blood work test reveals the best blood specimen I’ve seen in a long time, maybe even ever. Donald Trump has great genes. Very great genes. Perhaps the best. President Trump is definitely not a moron, I can assure you. His IQ might be one of the highest. He is very smart. And stable too. He has great stamina, unlike Crooked Hillary, who by the way lost very badly to me, I mean, Donald Trump. And he would have won the popular vote too if it weren’t for the 3 – 5 million people who voted illegally. And although the so-called National Institutes of Health say President Trump’s Body Mass Index is too high, it’s just a witch hunt set up by the Dems. It’s fake news. The Obama Administration setup disastrous and ridiculous standards for the Body Mass Index right before Trump took office. In conclusion, there was no collusion.
Signed, Dr. McDoctorson