Everyone knows it’s Windy.
By: Jerry ManderWashington, D.C. – The Trump administration has not been friendly to environmentalists and people who want alternative, clean energy. On Thursday, Trump declared that wind farms are hereby banned in the US. “Putting coal miners back to work! Wind, you’re fired!” Trump tweeted. It’s no surprise that Trump is so angry at the wind after his disastrous bad hair day. Windy humiliated Trump by blowing his comb-over to-and-fro revealing his pink, bald head. Denial aint’ just a river in Egypt, Don.
There is also talk of Trump “firing” the sun. “Stupid solar panels are taking jobs away from coal miners,” tweeted Trump. But most people know that Trump is pandering to one of his biggest campaign donors, Dracula, who is allergic to the sun. Dracula donated a trillion dollars to Trump’s campaign and taught him how to suck the life out of the American people. And now Dracula wants his payback. Trump will happily comply. He is still pissed at the sun for burning his retinas when he stared at the sun during the solar eclipse after being told not to stare at the sun during the solar eclipse.