Sessions to serve as food tester.
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - The political agenda for 2018 was not the only subject discussed last weekend at Camp David. An unnamed White House source is saying that President Trump demanded that a cabinet member also serve as his food tester.
The President is known to fear being poisoned. He eats food from McDonalds because he believes that, since no one knows who is placing the order, the food is safer. Now, after consuming thousands of Happy Meals, Trump wants to order from Taco Bell but is suspicious of food made by Mexicans. Aides told the President that Taco Bell isn't necessarily staffed by Mexicans, but he reportedly stated, "Look. I am, like, a really smart guy. I know who cooks tacos."
When the same White House source was asked about who might want to poison the President, she said, “The more important question is 'Who doesn't?' “She also noted that no cabinet member agreed to be the guinea pig but that the group informally volunteered Jeff Sessions (who was not invited to the meeting).