This week’s highlights.
By: Al BeebackWashington, D.C. – This week Donald Trump threatened nuclear war with North Korea by declaring that his button is bigger. Stupid auto-correct! He meant to say “my butt is bigger.” We’ve seen Donald in his golf khakis and can confirm that.
The much anticipated White House tell-all book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” by Michael Wolff was released yesterday. Breaking News! Donald Trump threatened to sue. Wait, what? That’s not breaking news, CNN. He does that all the time.
Trump also attacked Steve Bannon this week calling him “Sloppy Steve”. Finally something we can agree on. LOL! Good one, Trump. I propose an executive order to have McDonalds start selling the McSloppySteve.
And finally, Democrat Doug Jones was sworn into the senate. Jone’s gay son Carson looked on as his dad was sworn in by none other than squeaky clean, Christian, anti-LGBT Mike Pence. Luckily Pence’s mother… uh, I mean wife… was present just in case Carson couldn’t control himself around Mike “Hot” Pence. Pence was reportedly worried that he might “catch gay cooties,” but luckily his wife was there to keep him straight.