Dilly Dilly!
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. - It is fortunate that we Americans had the good sense to elect Donald Trump to be our President. Trump is an intellectual and a man of many talents and, in case we forget, he reminds us every single day.
Just yesterday we learned, right from the lips of Don, that he is a "stable genius". Good thing he told us since others in the know are calling him “dumb" as doo-doo, a "dope", and a “moron" who is on the verge of losing it. However, a man who knows more than generals, CPAs, and healthcare experts cannot possibly be stupid and unhinged. He is just endearingly grandiose.
The truth is that our dear leader is an accomplished man who deserves bragging rights. He has told us dozens of times that he is a "really smart guy" who went to the "best colleges". He made billions and was too clever to pay taxes. Donald keeps airplanes from falling out of the sky. He has one of the greatest memories of all time and can rightfully boast about having big hands and a big red button. Our President is a legend (in his own mind).