And the one they call “President Trump”
By: Doug A. HoleWashington, D.C. – Reporters have confirmed that the White House is in a state of disrepair. White House staff have complained about daily leaks, toilet clogs, and rats and cockroaches taking over.
Plumbers have implored the president to ease up on his daily poop tweets, but to no avail.
Exterminators have come to spray for pests and vermin on the many occasions President Trump has gone off to Mar-a-Lago. But he just keeps coming back.
Jeff Sessions apparently feels “right at home” as he is free to hang upside-down by his tale with the rest of his posse.
There is also reportedly a problem with a weasel infestation in the Capital building. Paul Ryan, or “The Weasel Whisperer” as his friends call him, insists, in weasel-word, that he “doesn’t know anything about that.”