National Enquirer to confirm.
By: Helen A. HandbasketWashington, D.C. – There is a long standing problem in Washington D.C. that should have been investigated and exposed by the National Enquirer. Almost a year ago, a witch cast a forgetfulness spell on members of the Trump Administration. There can be no other explanation for why Attorney General Jeff Sessions, advisors Kushner, Flynn, and Page, and that guy with the greatest memory ever, Donald Trump, cannot remember conversations or meetings related to Russian interference in our election. Surely none of these honorable public servants are lying.
The spell theory makes perfect sense. All along, Donald Trump has been telling us that the Russian thing is a witch hunt. Who casts spells? Witches!
The one newspaper capable of getting to the bottom of the memory loss mystery is the National Enquirer. After all, Enquirer reporters were able to penetrate the CIA and expose it's successful plot to have a hooker murder Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. They will have no problem rooting out a witch.